being able to pay all your bills this month without having to sell your blood plasma, your left kidney, or your boyfriends sperm.
becoming the adopted mommy of a Florida manatee named Ginger! Thanks Barbara, Celeste, and Tuko!!
having your nephew call you chef after making a delicious play-doh meal, while forgetting to actually feed him.
having the entire world celebrate your half-birthday by giving each other chocolate and flowers.