I’ve been under a lot of stress lately, what with planning out the rest of my life and what-not. So, I did what I do when I am bored of hearing myself think, I escape.
I believe this to be the best solution to most of people’s problems. Don’t wanna pay the mortgage? No problem! Sleepypaddler says I can just run away!
Think you may have made a bad career move? Just flip off the boss and go buy something pretty!
Realizing you should have never had children at your twins third birthday party? I can help! Pack a suitcase and drive outta the country!